Spike: I want to save the world.
Buffy: Okay, you do remember you're a vampire, right?
Spike: We like to talk big, vampires do. I'm going to destroy the world, it's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United, and you got people. Billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs.
Buffy's Mom: You get the hell away from my daughter.
Joyce: Have we met?
Spike: You hit me with an axe one time. Remember, get the hell away from my daughter?
Druscilla: At the museum, a tomb with a surprise inside.
Angel: You can see all that in your head?
Spike: No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper.
Willie: What are you going to do with him anyways?
Spike: I'm thinking...maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
What’s My Line II
Spike: A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
Spike: What's that mate?
Judge: You two stink of humanity. You share affection and jealousy.
Spike: Yeah, what of it?
Spike: If you ask me, I find myself preferring the Buffy whipped Angelus. This new and improved one is not playing with a full sack. I like a good slaughter as much as the next block. But his pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed off slayer.
Spike: By George, I think he's got it.
What’s My Line I
Spike: There's no deal without Dru.
Buffy: She killed Kendra.
Spike: Dru bagged a slayer? She didn't tell me. Good for her. But not from your perspective, I suppose.
Spike: It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
Spike: Someone wasn't worthy.
Spike: It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us.
I Only Have Eyes For You
Ford: I want to be like you, a vampire.
Spike: I've known you for 2 minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever. Can I eat him now love?
Lie to Me
Spike: You were my sire, man. You were my...Yoda.
Angel: Things change.
Spike: Not us, not demons. Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom.
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